Interview Quotes

Introduction and Super Bowl Talk

"Welcome to an absolutely electric Super Bowl episode of Not Gonna Lie, a Wave original brought to you by Intuit TurboTax."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:00:23

"My favorite football watching food is definitely crab fries. The best Super Bowl halftime performer of all time, well at least the one that I saw in person, was Rihanna."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:00:32

"Speaking of Super Bowls, I'm the proud sister-in-law of a three-time Super Bowl champion from the Kansas City Chiefs, the best tight end of all time, the king of funkels, and the big yeti. You know him from breaking chairs and saying, all right nah, on the other podcast. Hannah. It's the one and only Uncle Trev!"

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:00:40

"This is exciting. This is silly. This is long overdue."

— Kai • 00:00:54

"It's pretty crazy. And I say that because I think obviously I'm sure it still stings that you guys didn't do what you wanted to do this year because it does every time. It doesn't end in a hoisting the Lombardi."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:01:31

"And then have taken a step back and really like looked around and like, man, this run has been crazy and it feels weird not to be doing anything right now."

— Travis Kelce • 00:02:43

"I admire it. What was your, what was your honest reaction when you saw the text come through of the request?"

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:03:10

"All right, here we go. We got to do it. I can't not say no to this. This is, this is something I've."

— Travis Kelce • 00:03:15

"I owe you this. You owe me nothing."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:03:21

"I only want to be a good brother-in-law as you've been a good sister-in-law."

— Travis Kelce • 00:03:24

Operation Breakthrough and Community Work

"Well, that is a well-oiled machine that has been going on. Mary has it covered over there. Mary Ellsman is the best. She's one of my favorite people. And one of the, one of the biggest like community representatives that I know in Kansas city, she knows everyone."

— Travis Kelce • 00:05:06

"Those of you that don't know what the ignition lab is. It's a bunch of, uh, programs, uh, through science, technology, engineering, math that give these kids opportunities that they wouldn't have otherwise."

— Travis Kelce • 00:05:33

"So it's the most, honestly, it was like, it felt like you were watching an ecosystem. It's pretty crazy."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:06:22

"And the cool thing is, is that you could potentially take that model and put it into other cities. So that's, that's what my, uh, 87 or running my foundation has been trying to do into Cleveland."

— Travis Kelce • 00:06:34

"So, um, um, all right, now of course, I, I guess we should get back to Queen Emma's rundown now because otherwise she'll lose her mind."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:07:19

"Real One" Comment of the Week: Swearing and Names

"Tina on YouTube. Why do the Kelsey family swear so much? At least Trevor and Kylie do."

— Tina (from YouTube) • 00:07:58

"That is a bot. If I've ever seen it, Tina dash ID one Z Q. Yes. Uh, let me be clear. My initial reaction to this was trolling everyone. Purposely getting, I said, who the fuck is Trevor?"

— Travis Kelce • 00:08:07

"It's just meant to emphasize your point, right? That's it. It just spices up your sentence a little."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:09:02

"Um, I actually say it on sales calls. The sales team can confirm. I say it on sales calls."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:09:36

"Please don't throw Trevor out there guys. Don't do that to me. This is uncle Trav. It's just not yet. This is uncle Trav. Okay. In there."

— Travis Kelce • 00:10:04

"Can I Be Honest?" Segment: First Meeting and Early Days

"Oh man. Um, not gonna lie for, it feels pretty cool. Feels pretty cool."

— Travis Kelce • 00:03:49

"Oh man. Um, not gonna lie for, it feels pretty cool. Feels pretty cool. Um, I, I feel like when, when you started this, not gonna lie, it was like, you were coming out with aggressive takes. Yes. You were not fucking around."

— Travis Kelce • 00:03:49

"Oh, what was it? Oh. 2015, 16, 15, 16, 16, 15. I think 16. I think it was the summer of 16."

— Travis Kelce • 00:11:15

"You were there. Yeah. You were there. You were watching the episodes with us. I was. You were. I looked over past the camera one time and you were right there."

— Travis Kelce • 00:11:32

"Jason was in the sink, lapping up water like a dog. Okay. With the faucet on, no cup, just, just taking the, to the dome."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:12:07

"Legitimately, you were like, I am part of the wall now. And you didn't say a word. If I didn't move, you weren't going to see me. You were camouflaged completely."

— Travis Kelce • 00:12:31

"That is so funny. You remember that?"

— Travis Kelce • 00:13:11

"That I had only seen, really, I had never seen Jason, like, how do I put this?"

— Travis Kelce • 00:13:35

"Like, yes, channel is a great way to put it. And him, like, not immediately fight back about it. Like, obviously, he has his ways of just being Jason."

— Travis Kelce • 00:14:15

"And you were the first person I've seen him, like, actually, like, want to team up with and, like, I don't know, respect their opinions. Like, you're really the only one still to this day."

— Travis Kelce • 00:14:35

"The exact same advice I had given him. Like, you and I gave the exact same feedback. And the best part is, and he was like, and then I, like, looked into it. And I was like, you know what? Trav's right."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:15:13

"I think, I think obviously you came in and, like, gave him a reason to be a better person. And I saw that from the jump. And it's because of how amazing of a person you are and how you carry yourself."

— Travis Kelce • 00:16:07

"You know what was supposed to happen. What was supposed to happen. Okay. Fair. But I don't even still to this day know exactly how it happened."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:17:28

"He was supposed to serenade you. Oh. What the fuck?"

— Travis Kelce • 00:17:38

"He asked me on the front lawn of my parents' house. No. So, still outside, still outside. We were still outside."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:18:24

"He went in to ask and lease their permission. Nice."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:18:41

"He has multiple times though. Yeah. Um, oftentimes when intoxicated, one of the first times we ever hung out."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:18:56

Doom Scroll of the Week: Uncle Trav Edition

"Now, first up, Doom Scroll, uh, I actually already gave my take on how Uncle Trav would respond in this scenario, but now I'm going to go right to the source. Queen Emma the clip, please."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:19:30

"Three letters. Can I, like, ride my bike over? I'm so happy. Uh, thank you."

— Child Voice • 00:19:55

"Didn't ask any, didn't even ask what subject. Not a single question. Nope. No details. Nothing."

— Travis Kelce • 00:20:07

"Well, we know I would definitely sign it, but you guys would know I'm signing it. Yeah. I don't think, I don't think I could just be like, all right, so I'm going to, but I'm going to let you guys know that she's failing."

— Travis Kelce • 00:20:36

"She heard you say that about somebody else. And then I would think that I had said it about her. Oh, that makes sense. So I do want to clear that up. That makes sense. I don't think uncle Travis, naughty or sneaky."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:22:05

"He's, he's a, a well-known flanker. I know. I'm, but that's all day. Yeah. But that's not naughty and sneaky. No. That's very straightforward. That's just survival. Right? That's how he's gotten this far in life. That's how he's lived this long."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:22:16

"Um, well, that was, I mean, I'll throw a wig on right now. With why, but we'll see what we can line up for next time."

— Travis Kelce • 00:22:45

"She didn't like it. Not on. And you know what's great? There was no question about whether or not she liked it. She said, nope, you're not supposed to be wearing that. That is not for you, sir. The best."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:23:12

"They want to be in the air. Flying, acting as planes. I just like that when both you and Taylor are around that, all of the kids are like, well, Benny thinks they're like, so it don't work."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:23:47

"So I have to like. Get it back up to where, where it should be."

— Travis Kelce • 00:24:27

"I will say, I think, I think people probably assume this, but I'm sure that people want to know and they want confirmation that you are the best uncle."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:24:57

"Being around them just makes you want to be a kid again. It's the best. They're so fun."

— Travis Kelce • 00:25:49

"Uncle Trav is still allowed. Oh, still not allowed to babysit."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:26:08

"Yeah, I'm working on getting that to at least a couple of hours, honestly, to be fair."

— Travis Kelce • 00:26:35

"You don't got to threaten me with a good time."

— Travis Kelce • 00:27:18

"I think they give you a few extra pieces. That's the thing. There was always like, that was the running jokes."

— Travis Kelce • 00:28:12

"Last on Doomscroll, we looked for the cutest otter on TikTok that we could find in your honor."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:28:32

"I feel like every time I go past some sort of like creek or river in my mind, there's an otter standing up on a rock waving to me. Like I've had dreams like this. This is crazy."

— Travis Kelce • 00:29:13

"As a special surprise from us here at NGL, me and the girls, we actually adopted a giant river otter at the Philadelphia Zoo in your name."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:29:45

"I wonder how long the zoo would let me babysit them."

— Travis Kelce • 00:30:27

"I'd let you babysit the kids longer than they would let you babysit a giant river otter."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:30:31

Ask Me Some Things: Q&A with Travis

"First up, a hard hitter from SGAA11. What are Travis's thoughts on you and the girls getting a cat? Has he helped to convince Jason?"

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:31:37

"I talk about Flash all the time. Flash was an assassin. Yeah, she was. She would snuggle up next to you when she was in the house? Yes. She would come by, say hi. Um, she was definitely the homie. I think Jason can't, like, replace Flash. Is that what it is?"

— Travis Kelce • 00:31:57

"Hot take. I actually want a cat for rodent control. So, anyone who, like, I'm fine if a cat snuggles, I want that cat to be a stone-cold killer."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:32:45

"From at struggling college film kid, how does Trav feel about Kai wearing red to Chiefs games, but never actually Chiefs gear?"

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:33:34

"Doesn't bother me one bit. I appreciate that you're even there. That's all I care about. You could come rocking green every single time."

— Travis Kelce • 00:33:41

"We've seen this with just Jason wearing. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. That's weird to me."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:34:11

"Well, I had to like present it to her. Cause I like, I felt bad of just like, she didn't hear that commotion. No, she didn't."

— Travis Kelce • 00:35:18

"So the first garage in North Ridgeville, I notoriously got in the car and it went forward and I went through the garage door. So broke that garage, but our entire childhood, we use the garage doors at the Cleveland Heights house as backstops."

— Travis Kelce • 00:36:16

"And then they realized we had a hole in the floor. Yeah. Uh, that he could probably fit two tennis shoes in, but yeah, that was probably, it was that big. It was enormous."

— Travis Kelce • 00:38:27

"Scrapbook says, is there a group chat with the four of you, Jason, Kai, Travis and Taylor? And is it as fun as we think it is?"

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:39:04

"Of course there's a group chat. Are you kidding? Yeah. We're that's it. That's all you got."

— Travis Kelce • 00:39:15

"Fight for your right. That's fun. Um, so the beastie boys, I didn't mean to be that a part of that song. Um, but I appreciate you guys for creating it and letting me be a part of it."

— Travis Kelce • 00:40:00

"On stage at the Iris tour as a backup dancer. That was, that was pretty insane."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:40:22

"Touchdown dances, gifting coach, Rita cheeseburger, SNL. All of these are viral moments. I will say one of my absolute favorites. I think it was outstanding comedic timing by you was the white house podium."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:40:59

"My fellow Americans. I was like in my head, like, do I say more?"

— Travis Kelce • 00:41:16

"Last question from Natalie Rose, was patiently waiting to hear about Trav's best man speech. Do you, do you remember giving a best man speech at our wedding?"

— Natalie Rose • 00:41:53

"I did because I wrote it as I was like putting my suit on. You did a great job. You did a great job. I procrastinated like a Kelsey and just waited until like the day of."

— Travis Kelce • 00:42:15

"Because when the feeling strikes you, you will. And there's that creative push. Yes. And you have to get this done. And ADHD, when the pressure's on and you procrastinated too long, suddenly your brain's like, I'm ready to work."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:42:33

"And then we go to the shore and all of a sudden we're at ocean drive and I hear a motherfucker. Like I'm like, holy shit, where did this woman come from?"

— Travis Kelce • 00:43:30

Sisterly Roast: Travis's GQ Shoot

"Um, to be clear, I have been, I feel like one of the things that we bonded over early was your fashionable sense. Oh God. And my lack thereof. Now, my initial reaction to these photos was laughter."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:44:47

"Every outfit I put on. Yes. I would laugh. So you did too. Yes. Great. Perfect. This is hilarious. And they're going to put me in the swamp. Yes."

— Travis Kelce • 00:45:03

"You're holding a crocodile there. Yeah, it's not. Okay. Yeah, it's real. That's incredible. First of all, brave."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:45:42

"I was standing on lily pad roots. 15 feet deep. And I'm just standing on the roots of the lily pads right there."

— Travis Kelce • 00:46:00

"How hot were you in that peacoat? I was sweating my tail off. Were you? It was, that was the most uncomfortable part is that I'm sitting here trying to make a serious face for the shot."

— Travis Kelce • 00:46:50

"He says the same thing. Yeah. I can, I can block the sun out real fast with these."

— Travis Kelce • 00:47:39

"Well, I think I was willing to do fun, silly stuff like that. Um, and have fun with it. You know, Lobbro's the one that was designing me and like put me in all that fun stuff."

— Travis Kelce • 00:48:13

"How many times did you eat shit? Believe it or not. I didn't."

— Travis Kelce • 00:48:40

"So this guy was perfect. Every time it looked like I was about to just like tail off, he would ease off the gas a little bit. And then that would kind of like ease me back down and I could get my bearings."

— Travis Kelce • 00:49:27

"Me and my Chuck Taylors. That's the best I got. And that's a wrap on our Uncle Trav Super Bowl special."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:50:00

"This is one of the, one of the very few interviews that I've done that I haven't been super sweaty and nervous that I was going to fuck it up because I just figured like, we'll just be here, shoot the shit, fuck around with this rundown and make Emma sweat."

— Travis Kelce • 00:50:16

"I will say, this is one of the, one of the very few interviews that I've done that I haven't been super sweaty and nervous that I was going to fuck it up because I just figured like, we'll just be here, shoot the shit, fuck around with this rundown and make Emma sweat."

— Travis Kelce • 00:50:16

"Thank you so, so much. And, um, go Chiefs."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:50:47

"Thank you. You know, I always say it out of respect. Go birds."

— Travis Kelce • 00:50:51

"I won the second year. I got first runner up the first year and I did it twice. It was a two year runner? It keeps getting worse. No way."

— Kylie Kelsey • 00:51:40