Interview Qa Format

Q: What drink options were offered? [00:00:36]

Interviewer: Go on for one of the biggest stars on the planet right now. Hold on to your eardrums. It's just a baby. What's up dude in a minute? I'm in a good mood. I mean a very good food. It's a Friday now. Let what can I get you to drink? Come on? What's your fancy? We've got WKD. I've got tango.

Q: How does the interviewee cope with fan screaming? [00:01:17]

Interviewer: All right, now alcohol, I am just, I've been working so hard, I don't need to. It's all right. Yeah, listen. Take it easy. Thanks dude. So I've had your fans screaming outside my dressing room all night. How'd you cope with all that screeching?

Interviewee: Uh, I'm pretty used to it now. I got to the point where I'm just like, yeah, just like it's everywhere, everywhere I go.

Q: What is the interviewee's advice for taking a good selfie? [00:01:53]

Interviewer: Now you said you've probably posed for over a million selfies. Is that right? I, I'd say so, yeah, probably a couple hundred thousand at least. How do you get the selfie looking good because you know if you ever...

Interviewee: You got to get the up angle, really. I mean, it's got to be up like this a little bit. Okay? Yeah, yeah.

Q: How did the interviewee reveal the title of his new album, "Purpose"? [00:02:45]

Interviewer: Now we've got to talk about your new album "Purpose." Yeah, it's your first album in three years. Yeah, almost four. I mean, was you a bit worried 'cause, like, you know, in showbiz, three years is a long time? Was you worried people might be Justin Bieber?

Interviewee: I, I think I was making headlines and some other... I got myself relevant.

Interviewer: Now you've revealed the title of your album "Purpose" by tattooing it on your stomach. Yep. Now listen, you're 21 and when you get to my age and that purpose is sort of hanging over your elastic like a helmet just above your knob going...

Interviewee: What? I'm thinking is, it's gonna be wrinkly and chubby anyway, so what does it matter?

Q: How did the interviewee achieve his physique? [00:03:18]

Interviewer: Now listen, can I just say, you're looking ripped at the moment. Thank you. I, I want to know, how'd you get the cock trench? You know those... the V? Ladies go crazy for the V, bro. Women love the V. That's why I want the V. Yeah.

Interviewee: So you lost me there with that one.

Interviewer: The V, the V, the V.

Interviewee: A lot of cardio. A lot of cardio. I know it's just... I don't like that either.

Q: What is the interviewee's workout nemesis? [00:03:42]

Interviewer: What's your workout nemesis? What do you hate?

Interviewee: I hate cardio and legs. As you can see, I got little baby legs. I've got massive chunky thighs.

Interviewer: I'll take some of your...

Interviewer: You can have my abs, just give me some of your thighs.

Q: What are the interviewee's thoughts on the album's release date? [00:03:54]

Interviewer: Now your album's out on Friday the 13th.

Interviewee: I'm not really superstitious, so... Oh, okay. No, I'm not superstitious. Oh, because I'm taking a primary school to a crocodile farm on that day and I'm just hoping that everything goes well.

Interviewer: I mean, you think they're gonna listen to you? They look better than little kids. You look smooth. They've been there since series one, you were a great man. You're tasty.

Q: Was the interviewee's Instagram post about punching himself in the face a joke? [00:04:18]

Interviewer: Now listen, on Instagram, you said if you don't like "Sorry," you're gonna punch yourself in the face. Now did you say that or was it act? Did you actually say that?

Interviewee: What? It's a joke. It's obviously a joke. I'm not saying like I'm literally gonna punch myself in the face. It's supposed to be comedy.

Interviewer: Well, all right, yeah, yeah. Maybe I'm just not funny.

Interviewer: No, we get it, we get it. Seen there in your mansion going boom. It's like a joke saying you're gonna like it. Basically. Yeah, yeah.

Q: How were the songs for the album "Purpose" chosen? [00:04:41]

Interviewer: You said you had four albums worth of songs for this album. How did you choose what made the cut?

Interviewee: How did we choose what made the cut? I think after time, I mean, I was in a kind of a weird place, so the music I was making was kind of reflecting that. And I just wanted to make music that was gonna make people happy and like inspire them. So it kind of just switched directions. And so with this project, I worked with a lot of cool people. I worked with like Skrillex, Diplo, Kanye, and it just like shifted in this cool, um, just a different element. And it was, I just liked the direction we were going.

Q: Why did the interviewee cry at the VMA performance? [00:05:21]

Interviewer: Now you're performing "What Do You Mean?" for us in just a bit. Yeah. You first performed the song at the VMAs. Yeah. And you ended up in tears. Ended up crying like a little schoolgirl. I know. Was it the emotions or was it because of that tightness of that harness?

Interviewee: Honestly...

Interviewer: Because I was in a harness last week. Yeah.

Interviewee: It sucks, right? Pulls on the junk.

Interviewer: I know, I know, I know. Actually, it's one of my testicles was over here and one of them was over here.

Interviewee: Me too. I know. It like pulls it up.

Interviewer: Yeah, oh!

Q: What makes the interviewee upset? [00:05:58]

Interviewer: You look good. Because we're saying about you crying, because I was crying after that. Yeah. What makes you upset? Because we've got, we've got a little montage here to see if this will make you cry. Okay, let's do it. Okay, yeah. Let's see. See how big of a softer you are. Okay.

Interviewee: You'll remember. When the west...

Interviewer: Oh, do you know JLS are [00:06:10] Reshade crying?

Interviewee: You can tell the song.

Interviewer: Oh, Woolworths, she had a Woolworths.

Interviewee: Oh, oh.

Interviewer: No, no, you're being sick, you're being sick. Oh, that's Northampton where I'm from, they blew it out of the stage. Yeah, that's Arne-Louis Walsh, you know him. And then Chacho on the other side, no one watches it. You won't remember in a minute. Yeah.

Q: What records has the song "What Do You Mean?" broken? [00:06:47]

Interviewer: Is it crazy how big that song's been? Because it's broken every single record. It broke, listen to this, this is unbelievable. Stop.

Interviewee: We don't need to go through the records, I mean, unless you want to.

Interviewer: It went to number one on iTunes within five minutes of its release. Come on, you've got to pick these things up. The star died streaming record with over 41 million streams in 24 hours. Guinness World Record with being the youngest male artist to debut at number one in the American charts.

Q: How does the interviewee feel about breaking so many records? [00:07:25]

Interviewer: Chatty Man Sofa, your year just gets better and better, doesn't it? Well, if I was you, I'd be loving all these record breakers. You're just like, "Yeah, I broke another record. Who gives a shit?" Guinness Book of Records, Schminnish Book of Schmeckors.

Interviewee: No, it's not that. It's not that. It's just like, yeah, look at this. I've got another record. You just let it get to your head, you know?

Interviewer: Well, I'm not like you, because I want to be in the Guinness Book of Records. All right? And I'm a prostitute myself to get in. I'm going to try and break a few records. Okay. Tonight here in the studio.

Q: What is the first record attempt? [00:07:56]

Interviewer: This first one should be easy, as it's all about food. Jer, I'm going to try and beat the record for the most Maltesers caught in your mouth, blindfolded. In one minute. All right? The record for this is 76. Justin, you're going to throw the Maltesers and I'm going to try and catch them. All right. In my mouth, okay?

Interviewee: I'm down. Let's do it. Where do I get them at?

Interviewer: Well, it looks like they're right here. Oh God.

Interviewee: I got them.

Interviewer: You've only just come here, you know my show better than me.

Interviewee: I'm an observant, my friend.

Interviewer: You are the real observant. Right, okay. You want me to put this on you?

Interviewee: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Interviewer: All right. Okay. These aren't fake, right? You can't see, right?

Interviewee: No, no. All right, don't lie to me. Oh, very "Fifty Shades of Grey."

Interviewer: Manage of me. You want me to start throwing it?

Interviewee: No.

Interviewer: 60 seconds on the clock. Okay, go then. Open your mouth. Oh, Mark, get set, go. Open your mouth. Okay, I'll just check whether we've beat... Those baboons, you can't... Don't judge me. No. Okay, we had to beat 78. Okay, let's check how many did go in my mouth, okay? One went in my mouth. I know it's sort of there, but I was hoping no one had voted. Would you have been if that was actually a hairy mould that I just...

Q: What is the second record attempt? [00:09:14]

Interviewer: Now this next one is so good. It's a test of speed. I'm going to try and break the record for the fastest 20-meter sprint in a pair of high heels. Yeah? The current record is 5 seconds, yeah? Okay. Got you 20 meters in high heels. I've been training for a long time and I'm on a lot of performance-enhancing drugs, so just do this right. You got this, dude. Come on, Alan. Come on, Alan.

Interviewee: Your time. Yeah?

Interviewee: I'm going to beat your time after you. Okay. Alright, you reckon you beat the time?

Interviewee: I'll beat your time. Right, come on then. Ready?

Interviewer: I'm going to look good in heels too. Yeah. Try and beat that, so I'm fit.

Interviewee: Alright, I'm going to break my ankle before I perform.

Interviewer: Oh my god, be careful, be careful. Ready? Right, you're going to run this way. There you go. Thanks, dude. I've got the results. I did it in 7 seconds.

Interviewee: What did I do in it?

Interviewer: You, Justin Bieber, did it in 6 seconds.

Interviewer: Friday night with me, Jonathan Ross. He's Alicia. Oh my god. Yeah, I did it in this way. You, Justin Bieber. The time I'll go... Ha ha ha ha!