Justin Bieber: Full Interview | Alan Carr: Chatty Man | The Talk Show Channel

Go on for one of the biggest stars on the planet right now. Hold on to your eardrums. It's just a baby

What's up dude in a minute? I'm in a good mood. I mean a very good food. It's a Friday now Let what can I get you to drink? Come on? What's your fancy? We've got

WKD I've got tango

All right now alcohol I am just I've been working so hard. I don't need to

It's all right. Yeah, listen. Take it easy. Thanks dude So I've had your fans screaming outside my dressing room all night. How'd you cope with all that screeching?

Uh, I'm pretty used to it now. I got to the point where I'm just like yeah, just like it's everywhere everywhere I go

Because I came to the window and I just had a shower my dressing gown fell open

Stop screaming then I tell you

Now you said you've probably posed for over a million selfies. Is that right? I I'd say so yeah, probably a couple hundred thousand at least How do you get the selfie looking good because you know if you ever

You got to get the up angle really? I mean it's got to be up like this a little bit. Okay Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, well there easy easy love, you know, I'm nearly 40. All right

Like way out here. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's far about mile long

Would you go due to the poison just gonna raise the eyebrows a little bit

No, that's not because putting a five You just do a funny face. Okay, listen. I live with this love

Thank you

Now we've got to talk about your new album purpose. Yeah, it's your first album in three years Yeah, almost four I mean was you a bit worried cuz like you know in showbiz three years is a long time was you worried people might be Justin Bieber?

I I Think I was making headlines and some other I got myself relevant

Now you've revealed the title of your album purpose by tattooing it on your stomach Yep now listen you're 21 and when you get to my age and that purpose is sort of hanging over your elastic like a helmet Just above your knob going

What I'm thinking is it's gonna be wrinkly and chubby anyway, so what does it matter?

Now listen, can I just say you're looking ripped at the moment. Thank you. I I want to know how'd you get the cock trench, you know those

The V? Ladies go crazy for the V, bro. Women love the V. That's why I want the V. Yeah

So you lost me there with that one

The V, the V, the V. A lot of cardio A lot of cardio, I know it's just I don't like that either

What's your workout nemesis? What do you hate?

I hate cardio and legs As you can see I got little baby legs

I've got massive chunky thighs

I'll take some of your

You can have my abs, just give me some of your thighs Now your album's out on Friday the 13th

I'm not really superstitious, so Oh, okay No, I'm not superstitious Oh, because I'm taking a primary school to a crocodile farm on that day And I'm just hoping that everything goes well

I mean, you think they're gonna listen to you?

They look better than little kids

You look smooth They've been there since series one, you were a great man

You're tasty Now listen, on Instagram you said if you don't like sorry You're gonna punch yourself in the face Now did you say that or was it act?

Did you actually say that?

What's a joke?

It's obviously a joke I'm not saying like I'm literally gonna punch myself in the face It's supposed to be comedy Well alright, yeah, yeah Maybe I'm just not funny

No, we get it, we get it

Seen there in your mansion going boom

It's like a joke saying you're gonna like it basically Yeah, yeah, you said you had four albums worth of songs For this album, how did you choose what made the cut?

How did we choose what made the cut?

I think after time, I mean I was in a kind of a weird place So the music I was making was kind of reflecting that

And I just wanted to make music that was gonna make people happy and like inspire them So it kind of just switched directions And so with this project I worked with a lot of cool people I worked with like Skrillex, Diplo, Kanye And it just like shifted in this cool, um, just a different element And it was, I just liked the direction we were going

Now you're performing what do you mean for us in just a bit Yeah You first performed the song at the VMAs Yeah And you ended up in tears Ended up crying, like a little schoolgirl I know Was it the emotions or was it because of that tightness of that harness?

Honestly

Because I was in a harness last week, yeah

It sucks, right?

Pulls on the junk I know, I know, I know

Actually, it's one of my testicles was over here And one of them was over here Me too

I know It like pulls it up

Yeah, oh!

You look good Because we're saying about you crying because I was crying after that Yeah What makes you upset?

Because we've got, we've got a little montage here to see if this will make you cry Okay, let's do it Okay, yeah, let's see See how big of a softer you are, okay?

You'll remember

When the west

Oh, do you know JLS are reshade crying?

You can tell the song

Oh, Woolworths, she had a Woolworths

Oh, oh

No, no, you're being sick, you're being sick

Oh, that's Northampton where I'm from, they blew it out of the stage Yeah That's Arne-Louis Walsh, you know him And then Chacho on the other side, no one watches it You won't remember In a minute

Yeah Is it crazy how big that song's been?

Because it's broken every single record It broke, listen to this, this is unbelievable Stop

We don't need to go through the records I mean, unless you want to

It went to number one on iTunes within five minutes of its release Come on, you've got to pick these things up The star died streaming record with over 41 million streams in 24 hours

Guinness World Record with being the youngest male artist to debut at number one in the American charts

Chatty Man Sofa, your year just gets better and better, doesn't it?

Well, if I was you, I'd be loving all these record breakers You're just like, yeah, I broke another record, who gives a shit?

Guinness Book of Records, Schminnish Book of Schmeckors No, it's not that

It's not that, it's just like, yeah, look at this, I've got another record You just let it get to your head, you know?

Well, I'm not like you, because I want to be in the Guinness Book of Records All right, and I'm a prostitute myself to get in I'm going to try and break a few records Okay Tonight here in the studio

This first one should be easy, as it's all about food, Jer I'm going to try and beat the record for the most Maltesers Caught in your mouth, blindfolded In one minute All right The record for this is 76

Justin, you're going to throw the Maltesers and I'm going to try and catch them All right In my mouth, okay?

I'm down Let's do it Where do I get them at?

Well, it looks like they're right here Oh God

I got them

You've only just come here, you know my show better than me

I'm an observant, my friend

You are the real observant

Right, okay You want me to put this on you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah

All right Okay These aren't fake, right?

You can't see, right?

No, no All right, don't lie to me Oh, very Fifty Shades of Grey

Manage of me

You want me to start throwing it?

No 60 seconds on the clock Okay, go then

Open your mouth Oh Mark, get set, go Open your mouth Okay, I'll just check whether we've beat

Those baboons you can't Don't judge me No Okay, we had to beat 78 Okay, let's check how many did go in my mouth, okay?

One went in my mouth

I know it's sort of there but I was hoping no one had voted Would you have been if that was actually a hairy mould that I just Now this next one is so good It's a test of speed I'm going to try and break the record for the fastest 20 metre sprint in a pair of high heels Yeah?

The current record is 5 seconds, yeah?

Okay Got you 20 metre in high heels I've been training for a long time and I'm on a lot of performance enhancing drugs, so Just do this right You got this dude Come on Alan, come on Alan

Your time Yeah?

I'm going to beat your time after you Okay Alright, you reckon you beat the time?

I'll beat your time Right, come on then Ready?

I'm going to look good in heels too Yeah Try and beat that so I'm fit

Alright, I'm going to break my ankle before I perform

Oh my god, be careful, be careful Ready?

Right, you're going to run this way There you go Thanks dude I've got the results I did it in 7 seconds

What did I do in it?

You, Justin Bieber, did it in 6 seconds

Friday night with me, Jonathan Ross

He's Alicia

Oh my god Yeah, I did it in this way You, Justin Bieber The time I'll go

Ha ha ha ha!